Britney Spears’ ‘Come Hither’ cut-offs, and ‘Eff Me’ Uggs are molesting my eyes. I’m a sucker for Spears in short shorts and inevitably mis-matched footwear. The only thing that sets my heart racing more is seeing how many days she can go without showering or brushing her hair. Her presumably braless upper body says it’s cold outside.
However, her shorts are cooling down her lower body. I can’t even work out what’s happening with those Uggs. I’d only wear those if it were snowing outside or something, but that’s just me. They seem an odd fit for Calabasas, CA weather. We all know she has hygiene issues; I bet Spears’ dainty tootsies smell like the farts of constipated unicorns. It’s the stuff of dreams.
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